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August 17th, 2008
08:51 pm


Teen Girl Squad!
Last night, as I was walking home from the bar, my neighbors and I started talking in the Teen Girl Squad voices. It's about two in the morning and we are yelling out Teen Girl Squad quotes like "Walking is like a fashion show for shoes!" There was a man in front of us the whole time - some dude with a pony-tail - who kept looking back at us like he was pissed off... Turns out he was far from pissed.

He saw us today while we were eating lunch and asked "Were you walking home from The Tee* last night?" Reluctantly, we say "Yes". He said "Oh my god dude, you guys are so fuckin' funny! That voice you guys were doing - I almost fuckin' lost it"

It's nice to hear someone that you're not friends with (and will never EVER be friends with) tell you that you're funny.

In case you don't know what Teen Girl Squad is:

*"The Tee" is short for "The Golden Tee" - The bar we were at.

Current Music: John Cale - Heartbreak Hotel

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July 26th, 2008
11:11 pm


I think I got fired from Spin Records today...


I want this month to just be over with

Well, I guess it can't be this month's fault for sucking so much, I guess any collection of 30 days could suck just as much without being in the confines of a month. Maybe I just need to get my shit together.


Current Music: Blondie "The Hardest Part"

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July 12th, 2008
11:19 pm


Tour de France
The Tour De France is like NASCAR only it lasts for three days and is a lot slower... Why would anyone watch this shit? If there's a crash, no one dies

I'm not saying that I want to watch Nascar but c'mon!

Current Music: Sparks - Photoshop

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May 31st, 2008
12:42 am


Now I'm Sad
I just watched The Orphanage earlier this evening. Oh my god, that was so depressing. It was like Pan's Labyrinth only scary and even more sad.

Also, the song I'm listening to isn't helping.

Current Music: Patti Smith "Broken Flag"

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May 4th, 2008
04:09 pm


check this shit
Good Morning:

Lighten Up Morrissey:

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April 28th, 2008
09:03 pm


I Beat City Hall
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Current Music: Nick Lowe "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass"

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April 20th, 2008
06:33 pm


ok, this is my last one


The single 'Good Morning' comes out on May 12th

The album comes out on May 19th

Current Music: John Cale - Fear is a Man's Best Friend

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05:33 pm


another reason i like my mom
I found this book:

and opened it to this page:

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April 15th, 2008
01:46 am


oh what a night
so, this kid outside of del taco tells me (some little fifteen year old skater shit) that they are closed after i try the door and that the drive through is open. as I walk back to the car, the kid yells out that i should get him a chicken soft taco, i yell at him back to say "please" and i'll think about it... he doesn't.

I order my food and don't order his stupid taco. as I leave the parking lot, he yells "where's my taco?!" I tell him that I got it for him and then I flip him off and drive away.
he runs after me and throws his skate board at my car; he missed but I mean, c'mon

what a shit

Current Music: kate bush "breathing"

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April 13th, 2008
09:54 pm


summer is nigh
How nigh, I'm not sure, but nigh none the less. If anyone would like some suggested summer listening (and I know you are) might I suggest:




their dark lyrics with poppy fun time music make for a great time to be had by all.

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